KILLING TIME
(AND REPUTATIONS THE WORLD OVER)
Here's how this works: You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).
Bring up that calculator, and get to work! And please, be Honest.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on the Internet -- $25
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
So what are your damages? Either I made a calculating mistake or I'm going to Hell. My fine is $3,880. Surely, there must be something wrong with my calculator...
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(AND REPUTATIONS THE WORLD OVER)
Here's how this works: You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).
Bring up that calculator, and get to work! And please, be Honest.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on the Internet -- $25
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
So what are your damages? Either I made a calculating mistake or I'm going to Hell. My fine is $3,880. Surely, there must be something wrong with my calculator...
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posted by One Wink at a Time at 4:46 PM
25 Comments:
Holy Shit.
Ju: What's the matter, can't you afford your fine either? lol In a handbasket, I tell you. ;-Þ
I'm too embarrassed to say...it's WAY off from yours......Do all of those even total $3800????
I'll just say "like mother, like daughter" and leave it at that.
All of these don't add up to even $1000!? If we're not counting per incident your calculater is absolutely broken! I will tell you mine was 390/945.5. I don't think that's too bad, but for some of the things I had to count I'm still probably going to hell!
Natalie
Hazel: I'll get an accurate total as soon as I find a calculator...
Nat: LoL. I'm not sure what your total is, the / threw me off, did you add twice, once for things before you got married and one after???
$660, thats not so bad. although anyone who got that .50 in their total, I don't want to go swimming with you, EVER!
Yea. Im not sure i even want to know what is going on here...you are all my elders.
$435...and worth every penny
Ok then, mine is $350.50. I don't remember peeing in the pool, but I'm absolutely sure I did.
OK, Simon. I'm sure I earned my $.50 as a child...but I didn't count that. Sealed with my juvinille record, ya know.
I agree probably somewhere along the way we've all earned our 50 cents. It's not in recent memory though. The 945.5 is what I got for a total if you had done every single thing on the list; therefore, I had 390 out of a possible 945.5. Sorry I didn't clarify that. Doing a before and after total might be interesting also!
Natalie
Jeff A.: Wow. You're a rebel. ;-)
I'm with you on the .50 thing...
Bu: Maybe yu should come back in, like a week ;-)
Mokker: Thank you for your honesty, Dude :-)
Simon: I'd a figured you'd owe more than Moksha. Not sure why.
Hazel: It's possible you never peed in a pool, I don't think I ever did. I can't even pee in the shower.
Nat: Thanks for adding up for us, I never thought of that when I saw the /. Duh
You're all making me feel bad. My total, and I'm going to check this one more time because I KNOW I messed up. I got $810. *gulp*
I still give Simon props for his wild streak. I mean...given the fact that we know from previous griping from the Simian that he's missing the $50 from the threesome catagory...he had to get quite a few of the other bigggies to hit a rather respectable $375.
As far as $810...that only leaves $135.5 that you DIDN'T hit!
MoGren: Yeah, you're right about the Farmer. He must have counted the times we had sex on the internet individually, despite the PER incident warning.
You have to understand, this quiz thing is highly flawed. The second time I took it I came up with $510.
There are gray areas. For instance, my best (male) friend is my husband, so I can say I've had sex with my best friend. But not my other (female) best friend, stuff like that. And what is considered "having sex" with someone of your own sex? and sometimes I wake up and look at PD and realize that I don't Really know him. And I paid someone once to strip wall paper for me... See what I mean? ;-) At any rate, being serious, I blew you all out of the water. What can I say? I'm a colorful woman. Whereas in Canada, I would be considered colourful. And most likely, deported. My bad.
Fab: I guess it's a basket you can carry with your hand, as opposed, to say, your foot???
only 245.50! w000t!
I guess I'm the prude.
$210.50 (hey, I was a kid once, so take the 50 cents and shove it!)
Wink - There are some interpretation issues, to be sure. But it's still fun to compare. The more I think about it...the more curious I get about your comment above. Were you surprised Simon's fine was low, or that mine was high?
Si - I think a big hot tub counts as a pool...your number is safe. My score is pretty well devided between two causes. One, like you, is the five years I've been with my wife. The other, however, was my senior year in college. Let's put it this way. I was a bit depressed. Some turn to drugs and alcohol, others to artistic expression. I turned to racking up interesting fines on Linda's quiz. I will say, however, with some pride that I didn't get fined a single alcohol-related cent nor any fine for dishonesty. Which is why I pay my fine with a smile :)
Mark - We know you're a wildman at heart..and we love ya for it.
My score is $0.50. I went to the YMCA yesterday
My score is $0.50. I went to the YMCA yesterday
stupid anon took my answer
Simon: So, half of your "sins" for lack of a better word, you attribute to being married to Amy? Here I thought You were a bad influence on Her...
Kitty: I should hang out with you. There has to be a happy medium in there somewhere ;-)
Mark: We don't see you as the Prude, per se. How aboot The Voice of Reason. Or the Rose Among the Thorns. Or Goody-Two Shoes. Or...
Better yet, someone we can all look up to and learn from?
TC: LOL as usual. You didn't open your eyes underwater, I hope.
WV: JLAIRWLM
Just like an irritating rash, we love Mark. Oooh Sorry Dude, it was a right-off-the-top-of-my-head thing.
Si: LOL. I was just fantasizing that this commentary would go on for eternity and I'd never have to think up a post topic again. And then you commented (again) hee hee.
Hail, Amy! This makes me laugh, I had you two backwards all this time. Silly me.
Oh Mokker: I don't think I answered you... I've "known" Simon a lot longer than you. I know "how he gets", it just felt right that he should have a higher fine total than you is all. But now that I see "what yer made of", I want to get to know you better now ;-)
Word Verification: RRXRG
(My interp) What the movie ratings would be if I went on dates -to the movies- with (in this order and only if none of us were attached):
1 Simon
2 Mokker
3 Fab
4 TC
5 Mark
Getting (and staying) married at age 21 puts a lid on a lot of these (unless there's some major infidelity going on). Especially when you consider that Al Gore hadn't invented the Internet yet.
$610.50. I have peed everywhere.
As my grandmother said, "There's more room out than there is in." She was referring to farts, but I think it applies here, too.
i got the same total as scott, 610.50. i assure i haven't peed in the pool in at least 30 years.
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