SANTA BABY
I'm sorry if you came back again and there's still nothing here. I'm a little bogged under. I had to sacrifice (in the interest of time management) either reading blogs or writing one.
In order that this space doesn't shrivel up and die while I'm (guess.) writing out Christmas cards (still.) maybe you could leave me a message. I know! How's this, if time or space or money or ANYthing were no object, what would you give me for a Christmas present? For each of you who leaves an answer, I will tell you what I would give to you. This might be fun ;-)
Play nice. Or not...
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I'm sorry if you came back again and there's still nothing here. I'm a little bogged under. I had to sacrifice (in the interest of time management) either reading blogs or writing one.
In order that this space doesn't shrivel up and die while I'm (guess.) writing out Christmas cards (still.) maybe you could leave me a message. I know! How's this, if time or space or money or ANYthing were no object, what would you give me for a Christmas present? For each of you who leaves an answer, I will tell you what I would give to you. This might be fun ;-)
Play nice. Or not...
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posted by One Wink at a Time at 9:37 PM
9 Comments:
I would pay every single dime to every single lender/person you owe it to(so you could quit working in that lousy place!), I would give both you and "PD" your "perfect health" back and I would make the world smaller so that you could live closer to your grandchildren! Merry Christmas! Natalie
I would give you a CD of my favorite songs, because I love sharing music, and you love listening to it.
Then I'd give you a little slap on the arse.
I would give you a coke!
and anything else your BIG heart desires!
Wow. I got some heavy duty shopping to do today. I'll take care of that and get back to y'all tonight and let you know what I got for you!
Mark: I'm guessing that last part is testament to the fact that you decided to play nice. And not. ;-)
I would love to give everyone a Christmas present. For you, possibly a hand knitted scarf, you know, one of those furry kinds.
It would be some stuff that starts with "B" Beer, Blues and BBQ in that order.
I decided to be a Scrooge and make you all wait until Christmas to see your gifts. No peeking. However, you must know that I got you all some rilly, rilly cool shit. So you better be good. Or not.
I'd get you a nice pair of night vision binoculars for peeking in the neighborhood windows.
Then I'd slap Mark and Simon's arses...cuz something tells me you'd get a kick out of that.
Oh Natalie, by the way, I suppose I should tell you, I don't hate my job anymore. Yay for me, huh. I'd still rather be at home...
Mokker: I don't know what's up with those guys and my ass (Arse sounds really fat to me) but yeah, for some odd reason, I would not only get a kick out of it, I'd pay to see it. lol
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